You Might Be A Net-Head If...

 When someone refers to a CD you don’t think of a way to store money or music.

When someone asks for your address you give them a line of text that includes HTTP:// or @.

Your kids have to e-mail you just to get your attention.

You can type faster than you can talk.

Your best friends have names like ][cedFire, Sk8er, CyberBob or TheEnforcer.

Your computer is worth more than your car.

You can understand modem squeal.

You can whistle at 33.6.

You have seen HACKERS more than .02k times.

If you figured out the math in the last line but you have to have a computer to balance your checkbook.

You think that Bite is spelled BYTE.

You use the acronyms LOL, BRB, AFK, ROFL, RTMF, BTW, LMAO or BTDT even when you are talking to people