You
know all those emails that have circulated throught the years on the
Internet about chain letters, the guy who had his kidneys stolen,
the Neiman-Marcus recipe, etc.? Well, I found the "REAL"
story-LOL:
I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from
having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke, he was in his
bathtub-it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When he got out
of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN and he saw
a note on his mirror that said, "Call 911!"
But he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his
computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy
his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!"
He knew it wasn’t a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer
who was working on software to save us from Armageddon when the year
2000 rolls around. And it’s a little-known fact that the Y1K problem
caused the Dark Ages.
His program will prevent a global disaster in which all the computers
get together and distribute the $600 Neiman Marcus cookie recipe under
the leadership of Bill Gates. (It’s true-I read it all last week in
a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a
free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail
to everyone I know.)
The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his
missing kidneys, but reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed
with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said,
"Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily, he was only a few
blocks from the hospital – the one, actually, where that little boy
who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone
in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society
has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives.
I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of X’s and O’s
in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to twenty people
you will have good luck but ten people you will only have ok luck
and if you send it to less than ten people you will have BAD LUCK
FOR SEVEN YEARS).
So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but
on the way he noticed another car driving along without his lights
on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot
as part of a gang initiation.
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