major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter.
In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style."
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin,
San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed
up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and
Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth
and back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper
sticker that reads, "I’m gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I’m here
to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.