Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell
one another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they
never bless mine. So… I’ve been wagging my tail extra fast when
they fill my bowl.
Have you noticed my own blessing?
Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same
old story?
Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar,
the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one
named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We
dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model,
but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad dog?
Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get
in?
Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling
at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back
is the beagle across the street!
Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we
can’t make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it that thing about
carpets again?
Dear God,
The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I
have a feeling my family might blame me ‘cuz they think I’m jealous
of his stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I
convince them I’m innocent?
Sincerely,
the Dog
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