If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.
If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he’d be Cat Doggy Dogg.
If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to
marry Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry
Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting.
If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she’d be Tuesday March 3.
If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married
Jerry Mathers, she’d be Liv Ito Beaver.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy
Dogg Pooh.
How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou,
he’d be Boog Alou.
If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced
him to marry Kenny G., he’d be G. Ghali G.
Nog (Related to Quark on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine")
has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license.
If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he’d be Nog Nog
Hughes Dare.
If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack
Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he’d be Jack Handy Capp Paar
King.
If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory
Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he’d be Woody Wood Peck
Hur.
If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King
Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician),
she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
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