Yo
mama’s so fat, When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Yo mama’s so fat, When she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo mama’s so fat, When she diagnosed with the flesh eating disease
the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo mama’s so fat, She puts mayo on aspirin.
Yo mama’s so fat,Her ass has its own congressman.
Yo mama’s so fat,Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama’s so fat,Her high school graduation picture was an aerial
photograph
Yo mama’s so fat,Her driver’s license says "Picture continued
on the other side".
Yo mama’s so fat,The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot
dogs.
Yo mama’s so fat, "Place Your Ad Hear" is printed on
each of her buttcheeks.
Yo mama’s so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
’’MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: 240 PATRONS OR YO MAMA"
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides
of the milk carton.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama’s so fat, she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama’s so fat, when I yell "KOOL-AID", she comes crashing
through the wall.
Yo mama’s so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for
her.
Yo mama’s so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama’s so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get
a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama’s so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take
his word for it!
Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome
back party.
Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama’s so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama’s so stupid that when she filled out a job application
where is says “person to contact in case of emergency”,
the bitch put 911.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles
and use her to mop the floor
Yo mama’s so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought
she ran out of food stamps
Yo mama’s so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the
sun.
Yo mama’s so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama’s so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her
out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama’s so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet,
they have to install speed bumps
Yo mama’s so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside,
she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama’s so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her
Yo mama’s like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.
Yo mama’s like McDonalds… Billions and Billions served.
Yo mama’s so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
Yo mama’s feet so big, her sneakers need license plates.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Hal
Yo mama’s so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama’s blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama’s so fat and old that when God said "Let there be
Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
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