One who cheated some woman out of
One who doesn’t have to leave the party when he starts having a
One who failed to embrace his opportunities
One who is a free male.
One who is allergic to Wedding cakes.
One who is Footloose and family free.
One who is known as a Dame Dropper.
One who is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on
One who knows all the ankles.
One who knows how to hold a woman’s hand so that she doesn’t get
a grip on him.
One who knows if he has a steady girl on the string he may wind
up on a leash.
One who knows more about Women than Men. That’s why he is a Bachelor.
One who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.
One who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is…Single….
One who looks, but does not leap.
One who never chases a woman he couldn’t outrun.
One who never knows whom the next kiss is coming from.
One who never makes the same mistake once.
One who never met a girl he couldn’t live without.
One who never Mrs. Anything.