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Definition of a Bachelor

Categories: Men / Women
Added: Fri Mar 23 07:00:00 -0700 2001Views: 6,313
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One who cheated some woman out of
a divorce.

One who doesn’t have to leave the party when he starts having a
good time.

One who failed to embrace his opportunities

One who is a free male.

One who is allergic to Wedding cakes.

One who is Footloose and family free.

One who is known as a Dame Dropper.

One who is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on
his shirt.

One who knows all the ankles.

One who knows how to hold a woman’s hand so that she doesn’t get
a grip on him.

One who knows if he has a steady girl on the string he may wind
up on a leash.

One who knows more about Women than Men. That’s why he is a Bachelor.

One who leans toward a woman but not far enough to fall.

One who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is…Single….

One who looks, but does not leap.

One who never chases a woman he couldn’t outrun.

One who never knows whom the next kiss is coming from.

One who never makes the same mistake once.

One who never met a girl he couldn’t live without.

One who never Mrs. Anything.

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