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"640K ought to be enough for anybody." – Bill Gates, 1981
"Call it a hunch."—Quasimodo
"Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, sir, I rebooted"
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." – Tom Jones
"I’ll be Bach." – Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger
"Monopoly? No, we just don’t want competition."
"Tell me what you think, Captain, I’m all ears" – Spock
(A)bort, (R)etry or (G)et a stick and kill it.
-==> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <==-
11th commandment – Covet not thy neighbor’s Pentiun.
1st we shoot all the lawyers, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd..
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm…..
4 am? Already? Oh no, not again!!
4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk.
9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women
A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Always smile. It makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Apple© Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
Aural Sex produces eargasms
Backup aborted: Please remove disk #192 and start over.
Backup not found: (A)bort®etry (P)anic
Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear
Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69
C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
Clones are people two.
Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Don’t drink and drive – Smoke dope and fly home.
Don’t play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
Don’t take life so seriously. It won’t last.
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable
Experience: What you get when you don’t get what you want
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Friends don’t let friends use Windows.
Get the facts first – you can distort them later!
God is love… Love is blind… Ray Charles is God!
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere!
HAL 9000: "Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE!"
Handwritten on a condom machine; "This gum tastes funny"
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a risk?
Hardware (n): The part of the computer that can be kicked.
He is Buy-sexual, he has to pay for it.
He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear.
He’s alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again?
He’s got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!!
I AM serious. And stop calling me Shirley.
I am not young enough to know everything.
I to±d yo±, "Never±touch ±he flo±py di±k su±face!
I’m dangerous when I know what I’m doing.
I’m in shape … round’s a shape isn’t it?
I’m leaving my body to science fiction.
I’m miserable without you, it’s like having you here.
I’m no stranger, just a friend you haven’t met…
I’m sure it’s in the manual somewhere…
I’m the best there is, but I’m not available.
I’m the person your mother warned you about…
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
I’ve seen better conversations in alphabet soup.
If IBMs have Bugs, Do APPLES have Worms?
If Windows is User-Friendly, why do you need to read a 672 pages manual?
If at first you don’t succeed, call it Ver 1.0
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella.
If it wasn’t for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL, LIPPER and OBOL!
Invisible Systems Inc. – If you don’t see, we made it!
It is easier to admire hard work if you don’t do it.
Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.
Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue
LOTUS – Let Only The Users Suffer
Luke! Use the mouse Luke. (Obi Wan Gates)
MicroSoft Windows… a virus with mouse support.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open.
Multitasking: Reading in the bathroom
My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something…
Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading and loading and loading…
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
Nothing is so smiple that it can’t get screwed up.
Nothing is wrong with you that reincarnation can’t cure.
OK, I’m weird! But I’m saving up to be eccentric.
OPERATOR ERROR: Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah!
OS/2? I can’t even do ONE thing at once.
OUT TO LUNCH – If not back at five, OUT TO DINNER!
Oh Lord, give me patience. But give me RIGHT NOW!
Optimist: Someone who doesn’t know all the facts yet.
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory.
Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
SMURFS X LEMMINGS = The fight of the year
Since she won’t live forever, why give her a diamond?
Some Do, Some Don’t, Some Will and Some Won’t.
Sorry… my mind has a few bad sectors.
Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword.
Star Trek XXVII – The Search for Shatner’s Teeth.
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
The Anal Intruder. Soon in a Theater BEHIND You!
The best defense against logic is stupidity.
There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damned lies & statistics
Time slows if you’re on the outside of the bathroom door.
To all virgins: Thanks for nothing
Unable to locate Coffee—Operator Halted!
Use the Force, Luke… but not Windows
User – a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.
User not Found. (S)mile, (L)augh, (T)hank God?
Uses OS/2 Warp, DOS and Windows! And PROUD of it!
We all live in an yellow subroutine
We come in peace. Shoot to kill.
We do what we can but it’s never enough.
Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Whatever you delete today, you desperately need tomorrow.
When you kill a bug, ten more come for the funeral.
Why are apartments so close together?
Windows 3.1: from the people that brought you EDLIN!!
Windows 3.1: the best $99 solitare game I’ve ever seen!
Windows Error: 001 – Windows loaded. System in danger.
Windows Error: 002 – No error yet …
Windows Error: 003 – Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows Error: 004 – Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.
Windows Error: 010 – Reserved for future mistakes
Windows v47.4 – We FINALLY got it right!!!
Windows… Just say no!
Windows… just another pain in the glass …
Windows:(n.)1. Something that comes with the mouse you bought.
Windows:(n.)2. The Gates of hell.
Windows:(n.)3. The solution to a problem that didn’t exist before
Windows:(n.)4. Proof that God has a sense of humor.
Work is for those who have nothing better to do.
You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
Your statement fully describes the situation partially.
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