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Software Abuse

Categories: Computers / Technology
Added: Wed Mar 14 00:00:00 MST 2001Views: 971
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Subject: Seven Software Companies Added To "Watch List"
From: (Angel)
Newsgroups: nz.general

New York-People for Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more software companies have been added to the group’s "watch list" of companies that regularly practice software testing. "There is no need for software to be mistreated in this way so that companies like these can market new products," said Ken Grandola, spokesperson for PETS. "Alternative methods of testing these products are available." According to PETS, these companies force software to undergo lengthy and arduous tests, often without rest, for hours or days at a time. Employees are assigned to "break" the software by any means necessary, and inside sources report that they often joke about "torturing" the software. "It’s no joke," said Grandola. "Innocent programs, from the day they are compiled, are cooped up in tiny rooms and "crashed" for hours on end. They spend their whole lives on dirty, ill-maintained computers, and are unceremoniously deleted when they’re not needed anymore." Grandola said the software is kept in unsanitary Windows and is infested with bugs. "We know that alternatives to this horror exist," he said, citing industry giant Microsoft Corporation as a company that has become successful without resorting to software testing.


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