Lewinsky and Kaczynski

This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners:

Third place: There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played on a flute like Stravinsky, ‘Twas "Hail to the Chief", On this flute made of beef, That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place: Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress, And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown, What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better, Than a bomb in a letter, Given the choice of how to be blown.