Due to
the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation,
I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the population for
my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation
of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through masturbation,
resulted in my fornication. I accepted her invitation, and provided
her with excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication, and liberation.
She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore condoms
to avoid contamination. She cried for duplication but I insisted upon
termination, in spite her fascination with variation. This has caused
me great aggravation, and the agitation and provocation of the media
has resulted in my humiliation, denigration, and degradation. My wife
is considering castration, which would require my hospitalization.
Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and
rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation
will not result in revocation and termination hope this proclamation
has provided illumination and verification and will prohibit further
provocation.
Sincerely,
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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