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Politically Correct Guide To Guys

Categories: Men / Women
Added: Wed Feb 21 07:00:00 +0000 2001Views: 3,394
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He does not have a beer gut;
he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility,

He is not quiet;
he is a Conversational Minimalist

He does not get lost all the time;
he discovers Alternative Destinations

You do not buy him a drink;
you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange

He does not fart and belch;
he is Gastronomically Expressive

He is not a redneck;
he is a Genetically-Related American

He is not a cradle robber;
he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships

He does not have a rich daddy;
he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion

He does not hog the blankets;
he is Thermally Unappreciative

He is not a male chauvinist pig;
he has Swine Empathy

He is not afraid of commitment;
he is Monogamously Challenged

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