10. Creatine now covered by Medicare.
9. Both houses of legislature seated on folding chairs only.
8. In an effort to reduce populations in overcrowded prison first-time felons get either a body-slam or a pile-driver.
7. Challenges the governor of Wisconsin to a caged death match.
6. Get rid of that pansy state flower.
5. Minnesota will now be known as the “Tag Team State.”
4. Rename the 10,000 lakes with wrestling buddies’ names.
3. Smoke machines installed in front of his private entrance to senate chambers.
2. Declare the figure-four leg-lock the official state wrestling hold.
1. State Seal replaced by “big damn” belt.