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21 Safe-Sex Slogans

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Added: Mon Apr 30 06:00:00 +0000 2001Views: 34,041
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1. Cover your stump before you hump


2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker


3. Don’t be silly, protect your willy


4. When in doubt, shroud your spout


5. Don’t be a loner, cover your boner


6. You can’t go wrong when you shield your dong


7. If you’re not going to sack it, go home & whack it


8. If you think she’s spunky cover your money


9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize


10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter


11. She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick


12. If you’re going into heat, package your meat


13. When you’re undressing your venus dress up your penis


14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse


15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member


16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker


17. Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool


18. The right selection will protect your erection


19. Wrap it in oil before checking her oil


20. A crank with armor will never harm her


21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!


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