Ten reasons why beer is better than religion:
1. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2. Beer doesn’t try to ruin your sex life.
3. Wars are not fought over beer.
4. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
5. When you have a beer, you don’t knock on other people’s doors trying to give it away.
6. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of beer.
7. You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer.
8. There are laws saying beer labels can’t lie to you.
9. You can prove you have a beer.
10. If you become addicted to beer, there are groups to help you escape.