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Business Slogans

Categories: Bloopers / Out of Context
Added: Mon May 21 06:00:00 +0000 2001Views: 8,969
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Plumber:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”


On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:

“Don’t sleep with a drip; call your plumber.”


Pizza shop slogan:

“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”


At a tire shop in Milwaukee:

“Invite us to your next blowout.”


Door of a plastic surgeons office:

“Hello, can we pick your nose?”


Sign at the psychic’s hotline:

“Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”


At a dry cleaners:

“How about we refund your money,

send you a new one at no charge,

close the store and have the manager shot.

Would that be satisfactory?”


At a towing company:

“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”


Billboard on the side of the road:

“Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.”


On an electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”


In a nonsmoking area:

“If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”


On maternity room door:

“Push, Push, Push.”


At an optometrist’s office

“If you don’t see what your looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”


On a taxidermist’s window:

“We really know our stuff.”


In a podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.”


On a butcher’s window:

“Let me meat your needs.”


On a fence:

“Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive.”


At a car dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”


Outside a muffler shop:

“No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.”


Outside a hotel:

“Help! We need inn-experienced people.”


On a desk in a reception room:

“We shoot every third salesman and the second one just left.”


In a veterinarian’s waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay! "


At the electric company:

“We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don’t you will be.”


On the door of a computer store:

“Out for a quick byte.”


In a restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”


Inside a bowling alley:

“Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”


In the front yard of a funeral home:

“Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”


In a counselor’s office:

“Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.”


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Poop Head
Oct 27, 08:52
Somebody must have passed out!
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