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Excuses For Sleeping At Work!

Categories: Work
Added: Sat May 26 06:00:00 +0000 2001Views: 4,419
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Best Excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk….


They told me at the blood bank this might happen.


This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.


Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.


I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!


This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !


I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance


Actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.


I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?


Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.


The coffee machine is broke….


Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.


Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!


Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!


Wasn’t sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.


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