Best Excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk….
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance
Actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?
Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broke….
Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
Wasn’t sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
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