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Plot to kill officer had vicious side — The Chicago Tribune, September 20

Some phone psychics provide useless, erroneous information — Staten Island Sunday Advance, September 15

Iowa move back to Pittsburgh — The Flint Journal, August 15

Infertility unlikely to be passed on — Montgomery Advertiser, May 11

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link — Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us — Holland Sentinal, date unknown. (Sent to me by Steven Hansen.)

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut — The New York Times, November 22

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find — The Los Angeles Times, November 2

`Light’ meals are lower in fat, calories — Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

Alcohol ads promote drinking — The Hartford Courant, November 18

Malls try to attract shoppers — The Baltimore Sun, October 22

Official: Only rain will cure drought — The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men — The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

Low Wages Said Key to Poverty — Newsday, July 11

Man shoots neighbor with machete — The Miami Herald, July 3

Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes — The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30

Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows — The New York Times, March 10

Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies — The Los Angeles Times, March 2

Scientists see quakes in L.A. future — The Oregonian, January 28

Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning — The Buffalo News, February 26

Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold — Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26

Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer — Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25

Economist uses theory to explain economy — Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8

Bible church’s focus is the Bible — Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons — Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6

Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity — The Chicago Tribune, March 5

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear — Journal of Commerce, April 20

Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person — The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2

Lack of brains hinders research — The Columbus Dispatch, April 16

Cement Supplies seen as adequate — The Bangkok Post, January 28

How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart — Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5

Fish lurk in streams — Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29

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Oct 27, 08:52
Somebody must have passed out!
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