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"Shit Happens" In Various Religions

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Added: Wed Jun 06 06:00:00 +0000 2001Views: 23,316
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TAOISM: Shit happens.


CONFUCIANISM: Confucious says, “Shit happens.”


BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.


HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.


PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.


CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.


JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?


ISLAM: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible.


EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.


JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armaggedon.


SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.


REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?


CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: When shit doesn’t happen, don’t call a doctor—pray.


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