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How Big Is Your Penis?

Categories: Miscellaneous
Added: Thu Jun 07 06:00:00 +0000 2001Views: 65,227
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Ashamed of your size? A lot of guys are. But there’s no reason to be; women keep telling us, over and over, that size really doesn’t matter as much as love and respect (although I notice they tend to be snickering behind their hands whenever they say this, but I assume that’s due to their embarrassment over the situation). And really, it’s just a matter of perception. What looks small to you, as you gaze down at it over your gut, may look huge to your loved one as it stares them in the face, as it were. So it may help to change your perception.

Let’s get rid of that whole “inch” thing. You’re fixated on it, and it’s not a very good measuring tool since it fails to take into account other equally important aspects such as girth, weight, color and poise. Instead, let’s try some alternative measuring units and see if they make you feel better.



My whanger is <input type = “number” name=“w” size = "4"> inches long.

<input type=“button” name=“ENTER” value=“Calculate!” onclick= “calculate()”>

Which means I’m packing a mean…

Electron Diameters


Hydrogen Atom Diameters


Angstrom Units


Microns


Milimeters


Centimeters




Feet


Yards


Meters


Kilometers


Miles


Moon Diameters


Earth Diameters


Jupiter Diameters


Solar Diameters


Astronomical Units


Light Years


Parsecs


Andromeda Distance


Megaparsecs


Universe Edge?

Damn! Don’t you feel better about yourself now?


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