How Big Is Your Penis?

Ashamed of your size? A lot of guys are. But there’s no reason to be; women keep telling us, over and over, that size really doesn’t matter as much as love and respect (although I notice they tend to be snickering behind their hands whenever they say this, but I assume that’s due to their embarrassment over the situation). And really, it’s just a matter of perception. What looks small to you, as you gaze down at it over your gut, may look huge to your loved one as it stares them in the face, as it were. So it may help to change your perception.

Let’s get rid of that whole “inch” thing. You’re fixated on it, and it’s not a very good measuring tool since it fails to take into account other equally important aspects such as girth, weight, color and poise. Instead, let’s try some alternative measuring units and see if they make you feel better.

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Electron Diameters

Hydrogen Atom Diameters

Angstrom Units

Microns

Milimeters

Centimeters

Feet

Yards

Meters

Kilometers

Miles

Moon Diameters

Earth Diameters

Jupiter Diameters

Solar Diameters

Astronomical Units

Light Years

Parsecs

Andromeda Distance

Megaparsecs

Universe Edge?