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Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers

Added: Wed Jun 13 00:00:00 MDT 2001

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Drug Dealers	Software Developers
Refer to their clients as “users”	Refer to their clients as “users”
“The first one’s free!”	“Download a free trial version…”
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff)	Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code)
Strange jargon: “Stick,” “Rock,” “Dime bag,” “E”	Strange jargon: “SCSI,” “RTFM,” “Java,” “ISDN”
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market	Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market
Job is assisted by the industries producing newer, more potent mixes	Job is assisted by industries producing newer, faster machines
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers	Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists
Their product causes unhealthy addictions	DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem, ‘Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with movie stars who depend on you	Damn. Damn! DAMN!!!

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