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Don't Name Your Dog "Sex"!

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Added: Sat Jun 16 06:00:00 +0000 2001Views: 23,269
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When people buy a dog, they usually name him something like Rover or Bowser. Well I chose to name my dog “Sex”. But lately Sex has been a little embarassing to me.


I remember one day I took Sex to City Hall to get a license for him. I went up to the clerk and said “I would like to have a license for Sex”. He said he would like to have one too. I said “You don’t understand, I’ve had Sex since I was nine years old”. He said I must have been quite a kid.


Last year they were auditioning dogs for a commercial on dog food. I took Sex to the studio to see if he would get the part. But suddenly Sex started to run off around the studio. I went after him, but the crew manager grabbed my arm and asked what I was doing here. I told him I was hoping to have Sex on TV. He called me a showoff.


One day Sex ran out on me in the middle of the night. I went around the neighbourhood looking for him. A cop came and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up this Friday…


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Oct 27, 08:52
Somebody must have passed out!
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