Do You Know Jack?

Have you ever heard the expression " Fuck knows!". Well, thats me! Fuck is my middle name and I know it all. Recently hundreds of people have been coming to me and asking me the same question. They claim that people say " You don’t know Jack shit!", and unfortunately all they can do is agree. They don’t know Jack shit. I, on the other hand do. Let me tell you all about him so that next time someone comes to you and says " You don’t know Jack shit…" you’ll know the whole story.

Jack Shit is the only son of Hot shit and Oh shit. Hot Shit, the fertilizer king, married Oh Shit, and ran the Knee-deep Inn Shit. Jack Shit eventually married No Shit and together they produced seven kids.

Sadly their first child, Holy Shit died during child birth. Next came twin sons, Deep shit and Dip Shit. Then came their two daughters Fulla Shit and Giva Shit. Their last two children, both boys were named Bull and Horse.

As time went by, Deep shit married Dumb Shit, a highschool dropout. They were unable to have children and were sadly, shitless. For a while, Deep shit owned a construction company called Shita Brick, in a country town called Shits Creek. Twin brother Dip shit married Lotta shit and gave birth to son Chicken Shit. Fulla shit and Giva shit married the Happens brothers. The Shit-Happens children are Dawg Shit, Byrd Shit and Taka Shit.

Bull shit recently married a spicy number Pisa Shit and they are awaiting the birth of their first child who they will name King if its a boy and Heapa if its a girl.

O.K, so the next time anyone tells you that you don’t know Jack Shit, you tell them that not only do you know Jack Shit but you also know his entire family as well.