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Chemical Analysis of Man

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Element:Man
Symbol:Ah (short for a**h***, a common French root used to identify the element)
Discover:Eve
Atomic Mass:Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6’ 0" in length,
though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches yet weigh 200+ Kg
Occurrences:Found following dual element Wo, often in
high concentration near a perfect Wo
specimen. (Experimental evidence: any beach on any coast)

Physical properties:

Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol) Tends to fall into very low energy state dirrectly after reaction with Wo

(Snore … zzzzz) Gains considerable
mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature. Rarely
found in pure form after 14th year. Often damaged as a
direct result of unlucky reaction with poluted form of
the Wo common ore.

Chemical properties:

All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further
reaction is possible. May react with several Wo
isotopes in short period under extremely favorable
conditions. Usually willing to react with what ever is
available. Reaction Rates range from aborted/non-
existant to Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn
the specimen bright red and send it to react with Sa,
the sex analysist) Reaction styles vary from extremely
slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.

Storage:

Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favourable reaction style.

Uses:

Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo

Tests:

Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.

Caution:

Tends to react extremely violently when other Man
interferes with reaction to a particular Wo
specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct conditions.


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