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Chemical Analysis of Woman
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Added: Sat Jun 23 06:00:00 -0600 2001
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Chemical Analysis of Man
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Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
Copious quantities in all urban areas
Surface usually covered in painted film.
Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
Melts if given special treatment.
Bitter if incorrectly used.
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
Can be a great aid to relaxation.
Very effective cleaning agent.
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come
into direct contact with each other.
Should you experience itching, burning or rash, discontinue use
immediately and seek medical treatment.
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