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Weakest Link Puns

Categories: Miscellaneous
Added: Wed Jul 04 00:00:00 MDT 2001Views: 1,341
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If a chain is only as strong as its weakest link, could the same be said for chain letter? or chain smokers? or how about:

A skunk is only as smelly as his weakest stink.
A jail is only as safe as its weakest clink.
A fur coat is only as good as it’s weakest mink.
A communist plot is only as strong as its weakest pink.
A cloth is only as strong as it’s weakest string
A snake is only as fast as his slowest slink
A flirt is only as successful as his most inviting wink
A printer is only as sharp as his strongest ink
A suit of armor is only as strong as its weakest chink.
A submarine is only as submersible as its weakest sink.
A compiled C code is as strong as its weakest link.
A conglomerate is as strong as its weakest Inc.
A sleep is as deep as its quickest blink.
A person is only sane as his weakest shrink.
A HTML code is only as readable as its slowest <BLINK>
A philosopher is only as strong as his weakest think.
A skunk is only as smelly as his weakest stink.
A jail is only as safe as its weakest clink.
A fur coat is only as good as it’s weakest mink.
A cloth is only as strong as it’s weakest string
A snake is only as fast as his slowest slink
A person is only sane as his weakest shrink.
A flirt is only as successful as his most inviting wink
A printer is only as sharp as his strongest ink
A guitarist is only as good as his weakest plink
An alcoholic is only as drunk as his weakest drink
An anchor is only as deep as it’s shallowest sink
An alt.humor.puns poster is only as witty as his weakest think
An anode is only as strong as its weakest ZINC.
FBI intelligence is only as strong as its weakest fink.
Stalag 13 is only as strong as its weakest Klink.


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