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Learn Chinese in Five Minutes!

Added: Wed Jul 11 00:00:00 MDT 2001

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[English phrase]	[Chinese Interpretation]
Are you harboring a fugitive?	Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.	Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man	Dum Gai
Small Horse	Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?	Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table.	Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift.	Chin Tu Fat
It’s very dark in here.	Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed?	Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution.	Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet.	Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone.	No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?	Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright.	Yu So Dum
I got this for free.	Ai No Pei
I am not guilty.	Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer.	Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week.	Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived.	Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight.	Lei Lo
He’s cleaning his automobile.	Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive.	Yu stin ki pu

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