20 Reasons Puke is Better Than Dorm Food

1. After you puke, you feel better.
2. You can puke whenever you want.
3. When you puke, you don’t have to wait in line.
4. Puke is always warm.
5. You don’t have to sneak puke out of the cafeteria.
6. When you’re puking, a bent spoon is an advantage.
7. You can lose weight puking.
8. You don’t have to pay to puke.
9. Puke is SUPPOSED to look like that.
10. When you puke, you don’t have to come back for seconds.
11. You don’t have to puke everyday.
12. Puking up can never cause you to eat dorm food afterward.
13. You can puke without a photo ID.
14. Puke is organic and biodegradable.
15. They don’t ration puke.
16. After you puke, at least you know what you’ve eaten.
17. Plastic puke is funny; plastic dorm food is redundant.
18. You don’t have to puke the same thing five days in a row.
19. A dog will eat puke.
20. After you puke, at least there’s some taste in your mouth.