Anally—occurring yearly
Artery—study of paintings
Bacteria—back door of cafeteria
Barium—what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel—letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarian section—district in Rome
Cat scan—searching for kitty
Cauterize—Made eye contact with her
Colic—sheep dog
Coma—a punctuation mark
Congenital—friendly
D&C—where Washington is
Diarrhea—journal of daily events
Dilate—to live long
Enema—not a friend
Fester—quicker
Fibula—a small lie
Genital—non-Jewish
G.I. Series—soldiers’ ball game
Grippe—suitcase
Hangnail—coathook
Impotent—distinguished, well known
Intense pain—torture in a teepee
Labour pain—got hurt at work
Medical staff—doctor’s cane
Morbid—higher offer
Nitrate—cheaper than day rate
Node—was aware of
Outpatient—person who had fainted
Pap smear—fatherhood test
Pelvis—cousin of Elvis
Post operative—letter carrier
Protein—favouring young people
Rectum—damn near killed ‘em
Recovery room—place to do upholstery
Rheumatic—amorous
Scar—rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion—hiding anything
Seizure—Roman emperor
Serology—study of knighthood
Terminal illness—sickness at airport
Tibia—country in North Africa
Tumour—an extra pair
Urine—opposite of you’re out
Varicose—located nearby
Vein—conceited
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