If Cows Were Sold Like Cars

What would happen if cows were priced using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a car?

LIST PRICING FOR A COW

A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:

BASIC COW	$499.90
Shipping and handling	35.75
Extra Stomach	79.25
Two Tone Exterior	142.10
Produce Storage Compartment	126.50
Heavy Duty Straw Chopper	189.60
Four Spigot/High Output Drain System	149.20
Automatic Fly Swatter	88.50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery	179.90
Deluxe Dual Horns	59.25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment	339.40
4X4 Traction Drive Assembly	884.16
Pre-delivery Wash and Comb	69.80
FARMER’S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE:	$2,843.30
Additional Dealer Adjustments:	300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including Options)	$3,143.36