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If You Named Your Dog "MyPenis"...

Categories: Animals / Pets
Added: Mon Aug 20 06:00:00 +0000 2001Views: 8,613
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Mypenis ate my homework.

Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!

Sorry I’m late. I was playing with Mypenis.

I’m sorry, Officer. I didn’t realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

Mypenis doesn’t come when I call it.

Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

I love giving Mypenis a bath.

At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.

Mypenis likes it when people pet him.

Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds! me(Rob)

Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.

I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.

I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.

I think Mypenis is getting old because he won’t get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

Mypenis got out last night. I think he’s sleeping with the lady next door.

If Mypenis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.

Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.

Help! I can’t find Mypenis!

Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.

Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.

Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!

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Oct 27, 08:52
Somebody must have passed out!
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Aug 30, 05:30
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