Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
America good place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucious say it take square ass to shit a brick.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
House without toilet is uncanny.
Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.
To make egg roll, push it.
To prevent hangover stay drunk!
War doesn’t determine who’s right.
War determines who’s left.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose.
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.
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