10 Things That Will Happen Before The Taliban Surrenders Osama Bin Laden
1. The Taliban will pass an Equal Rights Amendment.
2. Arafat will host a bar mitzvah.
3. Giuliani will avoid cameras.
4. Bush will be invited to join Toastmasters and Mensa.
5. Noam Chomsky will endorse increased Defense expenditures.
6. American high school seniors will locate Afghanistan on a map.
7. Pearl Harbor will sweep the Oscars.
8. The rich will decide to do their own dirty work from now on.
9. OJ will find the real killers.
10. Nobody will blame the Jews.