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First Draft of George W. Bush's Speech After 9.11.01 Tragedy

Categories: Current Events
Added: Tue Oct 02 06:00:00 -0600 2001Views: 24,216
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Good evening my fellow Americans.

First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all
Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that
anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country
will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through
this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty
differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude
of the American people.

To the people responsible for Tuesday’s tragedy, I say this: Are you fucking
kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too
long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with? Americans are so
hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that
opportunity for new targets for our aggression.

Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started
fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan? We
slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their
own back yard. That’s what we in America call a big ass barbecue.

Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it’s so big? Because we wanted it
that way when Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo. What are they doing
now? They cut our lawns.

Oh yeah remember England? We sent them packing.

Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good ‘ole USA. The only reason he
got away the first time is because it’s too hard to shoot someone when you’re
doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren’t trained to laugh and shoot
at the same time. Now he couldn’t stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over
his shitty little country.

Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to
hide, Bin Laden. There’s not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough
that’s going to keep your camel-riding-ass safe. We will bomb every inch of the
country that harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells
like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have
pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go
ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry

God bless America!

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