25. Cover your stump before you hump.
24. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
23. Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
22. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
21. Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
20. You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong.
19. If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
18. If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.
17. If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
16. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
15. She won’t get sick, if you wrap your dick.
14. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.
12. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
11. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
10. Never ever deck her, with an unwraped pecker.
9. Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
8. The right selection, is to protect your erection.
7. Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
6. A crank with armor, will never harm her.
5. If you really love her, wear a cover.
4. Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake.
3. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
2. If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
1. No glove, No love.