You Know You've Had Wild Sex When...
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- Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
- It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
- An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
- The cat’s exhausted from just watching you.
- A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
- You’ve both gone down one clothing size.
- You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There’s nothing left to adjust.
- You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
- Boy, are you hungry!
- You’re absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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