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You Know You've Had Wild Sex When...

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Added: Mon Oct 15 06:00:00 -0600 2001Views: 47,338
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  • Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
  • It takes five minutes to un-knot your bodies.
  • An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
  • The cat’s exhausted from just watching you.
  • A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
  • You’ve both gone down one clothing size.
  • You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There’s nothing left to adjust.
  • You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
  • Boy, are you hungry!
  • You’re absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.

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