REDMOND, WA—Microsoft today released to the press a copy of the error codes that will be incorporated into their new operating system, Windows XP.
Reportedly, multi-billionaire Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates stated, “This is the best set of error codes yet!”
Even so, we will reserve judgment until we have had a chance to put the new operating system to the test.
These are the new error codes. Judge for yourselves.
Winerr 000
- Unexpected Intelligent User Encountered
Winerr 001
- Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly
Winerr 002
- Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)
Winerr 003
- RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?
Winerr 004
- Deluxe Error. Please Send $275 to Upgrade Your Error
Winerr 005
- Long File Name Error; Drive C: Erased to Make Room for Filename
Winerr 006
- Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake crash
Winerr 007
- Alphanumeric Sequence “OS2” Prohibited
Winerr 008
- This License Has Expired; Your Computer Will Shut Down Until You Purchase Another Copy
Winerr 009
- Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors
Winerr 00A
- Non-Microsoft Application Encountered; Deleting Application From System
Winerr 00B
- Push Error; Erasing Files to Make Room for Advertisement
Winerr 00C
- Abnormal Continuation; Windows Loaded Correctly This Time
Winerr 00D
- User Error; Lemming Not Found
Winerr 00E
- Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize
Winerr 00F
- Reserved for Future Coding Errors
Winerr 010
- Virus Error – Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead
Winerr 011
- Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN
Winerr 012
- Cash Underflow – Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated
Winerr 013
- Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down
Winerr 014
- User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue
Winerr 015
- Error Message Deleted
Winerr 016
- Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error
Sequence
Winerr 017
- Multitasking Attempted; System Confused
Winerr 018
- Network Error – Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations
Winerr 019
- Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To
Continue
Winerr 01A
- Insult Detected—Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted
Winerr 01B
- Error Removing Temporary File; a Permanent File Will Be
Substituted
Winerr 01C
- Oops; Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.
Winerr 01D
- Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota
Winerr 01E
- Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here
Winerr 01F
- Error In Progress; Please Wait….
Winerr 020
- Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember
Winerr 021
- Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error
Winerr 022
- Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reinstall Everything
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