Kabul Experiencing Shortage of Clean Underpants

[Qatar] - The Al-Jazeera news organization reports clean underwear is
practically non-existent in the Afghanistan capitol city of Kabul and
surrounding areas. The cause is believed to be that most members of the
Taliban government have been crapping in their pants for three weeks.

There are no relief efforts planned, as long as bombing in that country
continues. Pentagon sources say there will be a future "pants drop",
but probably not the kind Taliban officials may have hoped for.