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Microsoft Programmer

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Added: Thu Nov 01 07:00:00 +0000 2001Views: 5,019
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A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.


‘Well,’ she said. ‘The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.’


‘The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.’


‘The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.’


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