Evolution of Microsoft Windows Slogans

After first seeing Microsoft’s slogan for its upcoming Windows XP operating system, "it just works", I couldn’t help wondering: what were the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they became obvious.

Windows 1.0	Good joke, eh?
Windows 2.0	Still funny, isn’t it?
Windows 286	Yeah, we’re still kidding.
Windows 386	Going boldly where Desqview has been for years.
Windows 3.0	It’s finally worth buying!
Windows 3.1	It’s finally worth using!
Windows 95	Going boldly where the Mac has been for years.
Windows 98	More usable! Less stable!
Windows 98SE	More stable! Less usable!
Windows ME	Less usable AND less stable!
NT 1.0	Give me more hardware! NOW!!!
NT 2.0	Dammit, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!!
NT 3.0	Which part of "more hardware" do you not understand?
NT 3.5	With enough hardware, I’d work. Honest.
NT 4.0	Does less than Win98 with twice the hardware at one-half the speed.
Windows 2K	Works almost as well as Windows 98! Honest!
Windows XP	It just works.