Warning of Future Terrorist Attacks

Sent: Thursday, November 6, 2001 12:42 AM
Subject: Fwd: New Warning

I got this from a very reliable source - my friend Mark. If you can't
trust a guy with metabolism like that, who can you trust...?

"Don't go to the bathroom on November 10th. CIA intelligence reports that a 
major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 10th 
will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that 
organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting 
American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty 
business. I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this 
information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend 
whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife 
knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a 
shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend 
who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the 
CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom 
about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be 
attacked. So it must be true!" 

Send this to all the people whose asses you care about! 

Be care of Mr. Toilet Man everyone!