Humor Source
Humor Source
Log In
Username

Password



Register!
Get Password

Funny Pictures
Jokes
Weird News
Funny Flash
Feeds
RSS2 Feed RSS
Atom Feed Atom
Add to Google
Add to My AOL

Bookmark
Add Del.icio.us Bookmark!
Add Furl Bookmark!
Add Spurl Bookmark!
Great Stuff!
Hot Free Screensavers!
Hot Legal Weed & Ecstacy!
Cool FREE Personal Horoscope!
New FREE iPod Nano!
Hot FREE email smiley faces!
Cool Hilarious Funny Pranks!
Hot $500 Payday Advance Loan!
New FREE Cell Phone Ringtones!

Turkey Recipe

Categories: Holidays / Seasonal
Added: Wed Nov 21 00:00:00 MST 2001Views: 1,425
Rating: - (0 votes)
< Turkey DressingTwas The Day After Christmas >
Submitted by humor-source
Add Del.icio.us Bookmark! Add Furl Bookmark! Add Spurl Bookmark!
  1. Go buy a turkey
  2. Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or JD
  3. Put turkey in the oven
  4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
  5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
  6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
  7. Turn oven the on
  8. Take 4 whisks of drinky
  9. Turk the bastey
  10. Whiskey another bottle of get
  11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
  12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
  13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
  14. Take the oven out of the turkey
  15. Take the oven out of the turkey
  16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
  17. Turk the carvey
  18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
  19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
  20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Tell Your Friends About 'Turkey Recipe'!

Click here!


Great Sites
ASCII Art
Bad Jocks
Blonde Jokes
Cartoons
Christmas Pictures
College Humor
 		Free Flash Games
Extreme Funny Pictures
Fun Facts
Funny Animals
Funny Celebrity Pictures
Funny Pictures
Funny Posters
 		Fun Page Exchange
Halloween Pictures
Hot SEXY Funny Pics!
Humor Links
Jokes
Optical Illusions
 		Political Humor
Tattoos
Tongue Twisters
Video Games
Weird Auctions
Music Video Codes

[ More Links ]







Latest Comments
Poop Head
Oct 27, 02:52
Somebody must have passed out!
Please Stop Giving Me Tickets!
Aug 29, 23:30
Yeah, I'm sure that'll change the cop's mind.
Boredom at Walmart
Jun 8, 10:48
ha ha
more...


Ruby on Rails