Humor Source
Humor Source
Log In
Username

Password



Register!
Get Password

Funny Pictures
Jokes
Weird News
Funny Flash
Feeds
RSS2 Feed RSS
Atom Feed Atom
Add to Google
Add to My AOL

Bookmark
Add Del.icio.us Bookmark!
Add Furl Bookmark!
Add Spurl Bookmark!
Great Stuff!
Hot Free Screensavers!
Hot Legal Weed & Ecstacy!
Cool FREE Personal Horoscope!
New FREE iPod Nano!
Hot FREE email smiley faces!
Cool Hilarious Funny Pranks!
Hot $500 Payday Advance Loan!
New FREE Cell Phone Ringtones!

Pickup Lines for Engineering Girls

Categories: Professions
Added: Tue Nov 27 00:00:00 MST 2001Views: 2,590
Rating: - (0 votes)
< Photograph for GrandmaPickup Lines for Tomb Raider's Lara Croft / Angelina Jolie >
Submitted by humor-source
Add Del.icio.us Bookmark! Add Furl Bookmark! Add Spurl Bookmark!
  • I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
  • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  • Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
  • My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
  • Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
  • Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 166mhz Pentium?
  • How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • Me and you would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • You’re sweeter than glucose.
  • We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
  • Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
  • Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
  • Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
  • Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com
  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
  • I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through NETSCAPE!

Tell Your Friends About 'Pickup Lines for Engineering Girls'!

Click here!


Great Sites
ASCII Art
Bad Jocks
Blonde Jokes
Cartoons
Christmas Pictures
College Humor
 		Free Flash Games
Extreme Funny Pictures
Fun Facts
Funny Animals
Funny Celebrity Pictures
Funny Pictures
Funny Posters
 		Fun Page Exchange
Halloween Pictures
Hot SEXY Funny Pics!
Humor Links
Jokes
Optical Illusions
 		Political Humor
Tattoos
Tongue Twisters
Video Games
Weird Auctions
Music Video Codes

[ More Links ]







Latest Comments
Poop Head
Oct 27, 02:52
Somebody must have passed out!
Please Stop Giving Me Tickets!
Aug 29, 23:30
Yeah, I'm sure that'll change the cop's mind.
Boredom at Walmart
Jun 8, 10:48
ha ha
more...


Ruby on Rails