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Twelve Days of Christmas - Microsoft

Categories: Holidays / Seasonal
Added: Wed Dec 12 00:00:00 MST 2001Views: 1,398
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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows XP for my PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 ints conflictin’, 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 7 files missin’, 6 ints conflictin’, 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 8 Megs overflowin’, 7 files missin’, 6 ints conflictin’, 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 9 apps a crashin’, 8 Megs overflowin’, 7 files missin’, 6 ints conflictin’, 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 10 modes not supported, 9 apps a crashin’, 8 Megs overflowin’, 7 files missin’, 6 ints conflictin’, 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 instructions faulty, 10 modes not supported, 9 apps a crashin’, 8 Megs overflowin’, 7 files missin’, 6 ints conflictin’, 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 12 sound cards silent, 11 instructions faulty, 10 modes not supported, 9 apps a crashin’, 8 Megs overflowin’, 7 files missin’, 6 ints conflictin’, 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows XP for my PC!


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