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You Know You Need A New Car When...

Added: Thu Jan 03 00:00:00 MST 2002

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You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.
You have to go to a repair centre every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced.
You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing.
The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."
You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo.
Evel Kneivel refuses a free lift.
The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armour before parking your car.
The car is so full of rust, that it’s only the paint that is holding everything together.
The only reason you use the rear windscreen heater is to keep your hands warm while you push the car home.
The exhaust pipe is so full of holes that it can be played like a piccolo.

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