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103 %

Categories: Work

Added: Tue Jan 08 07:00:00 +0000 2002

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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." Well here’s how you do that. Here’s how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here’s a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following. IF : <table border=1 cellpadding=5>
A = 1	B = 2	C = 3	D = 4
E = 5	F = 6	G = 7	H = 8
I = 9	J = 10	K = 11	L = 12
M = 13	N = 14	O = 15	P = 16
Q = 17	R = 18	S = 19	T = 20
U = 21	V = 22	W = 23	X = 24
Y = 25	Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and
as you’d expect),

A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%….. This
is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT
TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!

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