Mormon Country

You Know You Are In Mormon Country If:

• You have a bumper sticker that says “Families are Forever”
• When you shop on Sunday, you post date your check.
• You were an aunt or uncle before the age of three.
• Your spouse’s mother was pregnant at your wedding.
• Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.
• You consider “dam” a swear word.
• You consider peanut butter on the seats of your car an accessory.
• Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.
• You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night football.
• Your kids belive the deer hunt is a national holiday.
• You drink caffinated coke from a brown paper bag.
• You consider a temple reccommend a credit reference.
• At least two of your salad bowls are at the home of neighbors.
• There is a similarity between ward basketball and the L.A. riots.
• You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
• You negotiate prices at garage sales.
• You think women should stop having kids at 34 because 35 is just too many.
• You can make jello salad without a recipe.
• You heard about BYU football in testimony meeting.
• You have two gallons of ice cream in the freezer at all times.
• Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
• A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.