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Mormon Country

Categories: Religious
Added: Fri Feb 15 07:00:00 +0000 2002Views: 5,809
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You Know You Are In Mormon Country If:


  • You have a bumper sticker that says “Families are Forever”
  • When you shop on Sunday, you post date your check.
  • You were an aunt or uncle before the age of three.
  • Your spouse’s mother was pregnant at your wedding.
  • Your family considers a trip to McDonalds a night out.
  • You consider “dam” a swear word.
  • You consider peanut butter on the seats of your car an accessory.
  • Your first child was conceived on your honeymoon.
  • You feel guilty when you watch Monday Night football.
  • Your kids belive the deer hunt is a national holiday.
  • You drink caffinated coke from a brown paper bag.
  • You consider a temple reccommend a credit reference.
  • At least two of your salad bowls are at the home of neighbors.
  • There is a similarity between ward basketball and the L.A. riots.
  • You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer.
  • You negotiate prices at garage sales.
  • You think women should stop having kids at 34 because 35 is just too many.
  • You can make jello salad without a recipe.
  • You heard about BYU football in testimony meeting.
  • You have two gallons of ice cream in the freezer at all times.
  • Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
  • A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in the last election.


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