A blonde woman, a black woman and a Hispanic woman were travelling across the country by jet. Half way through the trip, the pilot comes on the intercom and announces, "I have some bad news. We are having major engine trouble and a crash is inevitable, so please prepare yourself."
The blonde immediately opens her purse and frantically touches up her makeup. The Hispanic woman say, "What are you doing? We’re going to crash! We’re not going to a party!"
The blonde answers, "I know, but I heard that they always save the beautiful people first in a crash."
The Hispanic woman then goes through her purse and puts on every bit of jewellery she has and puts on the beautiful new sweater she was taking to her mother as a gift.
The black woman sees this and asks, "Girl, are you crazy? What are you doing?"
The Hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash, they always look for the rich people first."
The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt and panties. The other two women ask her what she is doing.
"I don’t know where you two get your information, but when I see a plane crash on the news, the first thing they look for is the black box!"
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