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College Entrance Exam - Football Player Version

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Added: Tue Mar 26 07:00:00 +0000 2002Views: 6,316
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  Time Limit: 3-10 WEEKS

   1. What language is spoken in France?

   2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
       reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
       give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

   3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
       (a) build a bridge
       (b) sail the ocean
       (c) lead an army or
       (d) WRITE A PLAY

   4. What religion is the Pope? (He's the guy in charge of the Catholic
       (a) Jewish
       (b) Catholic
       (c) Hindu
       (d) Polish
       (e) Agnostic (check only one)

   5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

   6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is
       on the 5?

   7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

   8. What are people in America's far north called?
       (a) Westerners
       (b) Southerners
       (c) Northerners

   9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

  10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being
       George the Sixth.
       Name the previous five.

  11. Where does rain come from?
       (a) Macy's
       (b) a 7-11
       (c) Taiwan
       (d) the sky

  12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? (a) yes (b) no

  13. What are coat hangers used for?

  14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

  15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell
       your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

  16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

  17. Which part of America produces the most peaches?
       (a) Idaho
       (b) Georgia (the PEACH state)
       (c) Canada
       (d) Wisconsin

  18. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

  19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

  20. The University of Southern California is located where?
       (a) Southern California
       (b) Northern California
       (c) Argentina
       (d) Greece

      *You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.

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