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Cross Examining The Coroner

Categories: Professions
Added: Sat Apr 20 06:00:00 +0000 2002Views: 6,189
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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asked, “Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man’s pulse?” The coroner said, “No.”

The attorney then asked, “Did you listen for a heart beat?”, and again the coroner said, “No.”

Then the attorney asked, “Did you check for breathing?”, and again the coroner said, “No.”

“So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?”

The coroner, now tired of the brow beating said, “Well, let me put it this way. The man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere.”


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